The sun is shining bright on my face. I blink and squint my eyes to focus. I go to stretch, and my hand runs into a warm body. I am now instantly awake. I look over but can’t see the face because of all of the hair blocking it. I shoot up a prayer and move some of the long brown hair out of the way. I let out a relieved breath. She is average looking. Nothing spectacular, but at least she isn’t ugly.
Damn, I don’t remember a thing! Who is this girl?
I peek under the covers and realize that I am indeed stark naked. Shit! I look around the bed and floor and do not see any protection. Shit again! I let out a huff. I’ll go and take a piss first, and then I’ll get her out of here. I spot my boxers on the floor across the room. I retrieve them and shuffle to the bathroom. I glance at myself in the mirror. Damn. My hair is sticking on end. I flush the toilet and take a deep breath before I open the door. Opening it, I peek out first, then make my way back to the bed. It’s empty! My eyes widen and I call out, “hello!” No answer. I call out again. Still no answer. “What the hell?” I whisper.
I walk out of the room and to the banister that overlooks the living room and try again. “Hello!”
I run my hand through my hair. Making my way down the stairs, I notice something on the table by the front door. I make my way over and see that it is a piece of paper. I pick it up and it reads, SORRY.
Confused, I turn the paper over looking for more clues, but there is nothing. It was signed only with the letter “N.” Really? I got stiffed? I laugh loudly. This is crazy! I think I’m in love . . . Too bad I don’t know who she is!